NO BUT IMAGINE ALL THE STORIES DEATH COULD TELL
IMAGINE SOMEONE MEETING DEATH AT LAST AND JUST BEING QUIET AND SAYING “BEFORE I GO, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?”
AND DEATH IS ALL ANNOYED BECAUSE HE’S INFINITY AND DARKNESS AND FULL OF SORROWS AND HE’S EXPECTING THE REGULAR “WHAT COMES AFTER” BUT THE QUESTION STUNS HIM
"WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER?"
we were in a hotel & this waitress ( who wasn’t even serving us) started getting real personal and she was talking about her ex boyfriend and how she can’t sleep because her cat keeps licking her feet but she woke up to shake him off and the cat was lying beside her head and something was still licking her feet and she just goes “I killed a man once” then walked away
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.